Suoria lainauksia, mietelauseita

[W10]

1. luokan uskonnonopettaja lausui tämmöisen opettavan lausahduksen: "Tee se heille, minkä haluaisit heidän tekevän itsellesi." Ja aivoihin syöpy. Ajattelin heti että nyt puhuu täti kerranki jotain hyödyllistä
Tuo on hyvä periaate minkä mukaan elää.

Tuohan on raamatusta. Oiva periaate kyllä, jota itsekkin yritän noudattaa.

[Matyas]

Kultainen sääntö

[frapathea]

"Hadistaa ja minuun motiriikka ei toimi, kaadoin mehuasin ja törmäsin oveen, nyt en löysä purkkia, haluan billerin"
-meizi

[Asidyyli]

"Hadistaa ja minuun motiriikka ei toimi, kaadoin mehuasin ja törmäsin oveen, nyt en löysä purkkia, haluan billerin"
-meizi

[Touchet]

Amerikan vanhin mies Walter Breuning (112 vuotta) kertoo totuuden:

So you've made it to 112 years. What is -- if somebody asked you, what's your secret?

That question comes up all the time. "How do you know you're going to live that long?" How does anybody know they're going to live the next day? You don't know. Nothing's certain in this life. And that's why I like changes, changes, all for the best.

How would you counsel future generations to be a part of their country?

Everybody learns from life what's going on. And if they pay attention to everything that people do, especially helping people, that's one big thing. A lot of people think they're born for themselves; I don't think that. I believe that we're here to help other people all the way through.

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/social_i ... 02-16.html

[Kalastaja]

"Kuka sitä samaa paskaa vuodesta toiseen höylää selvinpäin."
- Kuudennella kymmenellä oleva juoppo, salaviinanpolttaja, katutappelija, murhasta tuomittu, taisteleva raitis alkoholisti.


Ei se koskaan lopu. Mikään ei koskaan lopu.

[Kalastaja]

"Mitä sä oot halunnu kysyä Jumalalta? - Nyt sä voit kysyä Jumalalta ihan mitä sä haluut - kyllä mä vastaan."
- Kolmannella kymmenellä oleva mies Itä-Helsingin puistikossa järjestetyissä ug metsäbileissä, annos illan aikana n. 1g cocaine, 50 mg 2C-T-7, huikkaa.

[Emie]

"Onks mun kädet erillään vai oonks mä?"
"Egokuolema juuri kun sitä vähiten odotit, herää uudestaan siihen että ei nukukaan."
- otteita mun erään tripin aikana kirjoittamista päiväkirjamerkinnöistä.

"Kaikki UFO- havainnot on hippien tripeillä seinän läpi heittämiä villasukkia."
- en muista kuka mutta bilettäjä lähipiiristä kuitenkin

"On niin paljon asioita päässä, että ne eivät tule esiin."
- suora lainaus Asperger- terapeutin tekstistä (eli siis mä oon joskus sanonut näin?)

Oon omahyväinen, itserakas, ihana ja tiedän sen!

Laitan lisää lainauksia itseltäni kun keksin

emie

[Jeshu]

1. luokan uskonnonopettaja lausui tämmöisen opettavan lausahduksen: "Tee se heille, minkä haluaisit heidän tekevän itsellesi." Ja aivoihin syöpy. Ajattelin heti että nyt puhuu täti kerranki jotain hyödyllistä
Tuo on hyvä periaate minkä mukaan elää.

Tää on kyllä parhaimmistoa raamatusta, tosin enpä ole paljon raamattua lukenu. LSD matkan jälkeen pyöri tämä ajatus pitkään mielessä. Niin ne psykedeelit on vaan parhain psykoaktiivinen ryhmä.

[W10]

Tää on kyllä parhaimmistoa raamatusta, tosin enpä ole paljon raamattua lukenu. LSD matkan jälkeen pyöri tämä ajatus pitkään mielessä. Niin ne psykedeelit on vaan parhain psykoaktiivinen ryhmä.

Psykedeelit on se editoimaton versio raamatusta.

[CharlieBigPpotato]

Lukeneiden synti on, että he ovat lukeneet joukon yleisesti suositeltuja teoksia.
- Antti Nylen

[Happotatti]

"Miksi vauvan käsi pitelee kameraa? Mikset nää tipu?" -minä

Oliskohan ollu Brainstormia ja jotain ryynejä. ei muista.

[korolli]

Tää on kyllä parhaimmistoa raamatusta, tosin enpä ole paljon raamattua lukenu. LSD matkan jälkeen pyöri tämä ajatus pitkään mielessä. Niin ne psykedeelit on vaan parhain psykoaktiivinen ryhmä.

Psykedeelit on se editoimaton versio raamatusta.

Mun uskonto perustuukin nykyään useisiin happo & sieni & deelimatkoilla koettuihin ns. uskonnollisiin kokemuksiin (ja pieneen researchiin).

[Dexma]

Trippi on pienoismalli elämästä.

[CharlieBigPpotato3]

18:56:36 <@minä> mulla alkaa ainakin nykyään kellot soimaan jos kuulee jotain näistä termeistä: turvallisuus, terveellisyys, yleissivistävä
19:02:31 <@joku_toinen_nick> joo sivistys ja terveys on out
19:02:35 <@joku_toinen_nick> valtion salajuonia
19:06:04 <@minä> Occupation: Overman. Intelligence Intensification & Automation, Inc. Extreme Individual Institute.

[CharlieBigPpotato3]

You see what you want to see. So you have to pay to know what you think. You pay Them. They've got you so closed off from what you're REALLY SEEING, and have made your most instinctive hopes and desires seem so "impossible" or "impractical" in the "real world", that you're still looking where they're pointing rather than just looking around. You can SEE what CAN lie ahead if you'll just slow down. Don't pay them to know what you really think. Pay "Bob." It's much cheaper. Besides, you owe "Bob" a living. But then, the entire WORLD owes YOU a living. YOU ARE OWED SLACK.

Your "civilization" got off so heavily on the WRONG FOOT, is so far OFF THE TRACK, and will keep going SO FAR from where it is "meant" to be, that YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SLACK IS and the only way you can reopen your primitive mind, your buried gene-memory of SLACK, is to roll up your sleeves and GET DOWN with "Bob." If you're worried about getting your hands dirty, DO NOT ENTER. If you want to keep thinking "science" is right, DROP THIS BOOK NOW.

If you are, say, a hopelessly intellectual Conspiracy dupe (or "JudgeHead") with just enough verbal skills to think this is "funny" but lacking the intuitive scar tissue that lets you see where it's ALL TOO REAL, then your naked, tame soul risks getting SCALDED by the white-hot Truth of "Bob."

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/classi ... intro.html

[Dexma]

Tiedät eläväsi silloin kun et pysy housuissasi...

Tää kaveri kuoli noin puolen vuoden päästä kun sanoi tuon joskus aikoinaan... Ei se sekoilu niin arvokasta ehkä ole.

[CharlieBigPpotato3]

Mitä sä tarkoitat "oikealla"? Meitä ei kiinnosta mikään muu kuin se mikä on oikein meille. Meillä on oma määritelmä sille mikä on "oikein". - Helvetin Enkeli filosofoi (Hunter S. Thompsonin kirjassa)

Good and evil. They are both fine choises. Whatever suits you. - Bender

[CharlieBigPpotato3]

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -
I took the one less travelled by

And that has made all the difference.

- Robert Frost (From The Road Not Taken)

"Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper."
--Robert Frost

http://www.ketzle.com/frost/

[CharlieBigPpotato]

“To take something from a person and keep it for oneself: that is robbery. To take something from one person and then turn it over to another in exchange for as much money as you can get: that is business. Robbery is so much more stupid, since it is satisfied with a single, frequently dangerous profit; whereas in business it can be doubled without danger.”

“What else do you do there except lie - lie to yourself and others, lie about everything you recognize in your heart to be true? You’re obliged to pretend respect for people and institutions you think absurd. You live attached in a cowardly fashion to moral and social conventions you despise, condemn and know lack all foundation. It is that permanent contradiction between your ideas and desires and all the dead formalities and vain pretenses of your civilization which makes you sad, troubled and unbalanced. In that intolerable conflict you lose all joy of life and all feeling of personality, because at every moment they suppress and restrain and check the free play of your powers. That’s the poisoned and mortal wound of the civilized world.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octave_Mirbeau

[CharlieBigPpotato3]

20:06:48 <nick> toiv. et saanu pysyvii traumoi tarinoinnin tasottomuuden totaalisen tiehensa turmiollisen tehokkaalla tahdilla taivaltaneen tyystin taydellisen tehottomudettomuden puutteettomudellisuusvajaukseksi vain vahan valehtelemattomuudettomuuden toteuttamattomuudettomuusvajareiden kaltaisen kommunistikoitoksellisudeellisuudetoomuutta merkitsemattomattomyydettomydetta mita vahiten muistuttamattomuuden tai sen puutteen vuoksi?
23:31:58 <nick> it's all acideologicalculatablendeditionchannelectricallycunthtropicalenderangementalessayestimatestinglingothere!
00:05:31 <nick> it's all acideologicalculatablendeditionchannelectricallycunthtropicalenderangementalessayestimatestinglingothererroaringletterminallegoreyooremissiontologicalliedetectinventoreadonewlyearrangeriatriciderangediblemishionaricalendar!
00:30:22 <nick> nii sir snortalot ois yks hyva lisainpaivamaarattyperakaisenkainakinghurtarinnalleikkimaahankalastiedotettavastarinasta?

[CharlieBigPpotato]

If you are, say, a hopelessly intellectual Conspiracy dupe (or "JudgeHead") with just enough verbal skills to think this is "funny" but lacking the intuitive scar tissue that lets you see where it's ALL TOO REAL, then your naked, tame soul risks getting SCALDED by the white-hot Truth of "Bob."

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/classi ... intro.html

Leisure activities are the Cheese, the Conspiracy provides the Maze, and you are the Rat.

[Touchet]

"To be in control, you must control, but to be free, you must free."

-- Thoughts on atheism and spirituality, ego and all.

[CharlieBigPpotato3]

<thinc> Our true "enemy" is the social forces and patterns at work between ourselves, and it is these forces which we must come to understand and to struggle against.

<thinc> Waiting in line, waiting in traffic, waiting to eat, waiting for the bus, waiting to urinate--learning to punish and ignore your spontaneous urges?

<thinc> Talk to people about the things that interest you, arguing when you don't agree, so you'll get to know your own beliefs better.

[CharlieBigPpotato]

Technological determinism will cause you great pain. Continue?

OK

Your health will one day disappear and you will die without meaning. End session?

OK

There are many men and women who dream of making love to you but you will never get to know them. Auto-destruct?

OK

Oblivion is the only cure for agony. Repeat escape function?

OK

Multi-national corporations create user-friendly software so that you will always depend on their lens to the world. More co-dependency?

OK

We cannot process your information. Your information is corrupt and needs cleansing. Erase brain?

OK

The machine has lost your identity. You have become inessential. Create alias?

OK

The machine cannot find your memory. Imagination cache has been obliterated. Restore default dreams?

OK

An error has been detected in your consciousness. All source-code is corrupt. Continue?

OK

The mechano-erotic configuration has been deleted. A false pretense for existence will follow. Save now?

OK

Revolutionary double-speak has engendered a new information war. The system is about to crash. Download drugs now?

OK

A nuclear holocaust is imminent/eminent. Erase memory?

OK

Assembly-line goddess is reproducing orgasm function without you. Maintain irrelevance?

OK

The application could not be opened because your genetic code is dysfunctional. Abort?

OK

A cyborg orgy is not valid. Only digicash transactions are available at this time. Would you like to pay for the privilege?

OK

The network is monitoring your Digital Being. Create alias?

OK

This document wants to blow you. Go to finder?

OK

A transfer of $247,789.40 is about to download. Are you sure you want to disconnect?

OK

http://neme.org/main/294/ok-texts

[CharlieBigPpotato3]

Everything you know is true. If you don't believe me you are superstitious. - "Bob"

[CharlieBigPpotato3]

Adam was but human -- this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent. - Would that I were wiser! Would that I were wise from the very heart, like my serpent! But I am asking the impossible. Therefore do I ask my pride to go always with my wisdom! And if my wisdom should some day forsake me: Alas! It loveth to fly away! May my pride then fly with my folly! --There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass, for instance: his character is about perfect, he is the choicest spirit among all the humbler animals, yet see what ridicule has brought him to. Instead of feeling complimented when we are called an ass, we are left in doubt.

[CharlieBigPpotato]

The better you look, the more you see.
-emt
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Vakaumukset ovat suurempi vaara totuudelle kuin valheet. Ei ole olemassa faktoja, vain eri tulkintoja. Usko tarkoittaa sitä ettei halua tietää totuutta. Se joka ajattelee syvällisesti, tietää, että hän on aina väärässä, riippumatta siitä, miten hän menettelee tai miten hän asioita arvostaa. Voittajat eivät usko sattumaan.
-niitse

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I've been in/out on top and can tell you that ego is worth nothing inside of a can.
-Dr. Tom
...

Good people like toads, liking is ok if toad agrees. Evil people like toads, killing them if toad agrees NOT! Ignorance = Evil Death = ME Am I evil or just another frogging demon dialer looking for a few bee keepers willing to feed my fish, lick a cats ass from time to time should the need arise... boat and motor a plus, looks un important,ability to transformm, shapeshift or other trick and or scheme will add much weight to CV.
-Dr. Tom

[CharlieBigPpotato]

Everything you know is true. If you don't believe me you are superstitious. - "Bob"

In order to unlearn their lies and discover what they don't want you to learn, you must first be willing to believe anything. Once you have done that, you can begin excluding data - which is so easy, it's what the Conspiracy has you do before you learn.
- "Bob"

[CharlieBigPpotato]

Mitä sä tarkoitat "oikealla"? Meitä ei kiinnosta mikään muu kuin se mikä on oikein meille. Meillä on oma määritelmä sille mikä on "oikein". - Helvetin Enkeli filosofoi (Hunter S. Thompsonin kirjassa)

Good and evil. They are both fine choises. Whatever suits you. - Bender

To our "primitive" ancestors, the force of evil was not something against God, but a necessary primal force of Nature - the black, dreadful survival-of-the-fittest part of existence that goes beyond the platitudes of the Love Gods of simpletons and makes life vital instead of dead and unchanging. The "evil" of competition creates mutation and upward evolution. DEATH MAKES YOU GET OFF YOUR ASS.
- "Bob"